First World Problems

I overslept
I spend too much time on Facebook
I'm losing in Words with Friends
I've got too much regrowth in my hair
My room's a mess
I think I'm fat
I need new furniture because I don't like the look of mine
The fridge is full but nothing's ''good enough" to eat
I'm desperate to go overseas, because I haven't been for three months
I don't get invited to enough parties
I have to wear a uniform to school
I'm lazy
I have nothing to wear although my wardrobe is bursting
I hate doing chores... I hardly have to do any
My room is too small
I don't have enough disposable income
My parents are annoying because they care too much

Wow, my life is so pathetic. This list makes me hate myself.